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Seasonably Cold Temperatures Result in Deaths of Millions


Grass covered in life-destroying snow

As temperatures all across the United States drop deep into the average, plants everywhere are losing leaves and their healthy green at an alarming rate. We've receieved reports from all over that once-beautiful lawns are turning brown and some of the smaller tree branches, burdened by literally ounces of snow, are succumbing to the weight and cracking.

Grass covered in life-destroying snow

"It's like watching a war movie through my window," one distraught PASIV member wrote.

But what can you do to protect your loved ones? We've compiled a short list of simple things you can do to make sure your plants (let's be honest... friends) survive this moderate winter.

Bring in what you can!
While transplanting is somewhat stressful, it is a lot nicer than the Hell outside!
Electric heating
While a little more costly, an electric cord and a heater could mean saving lives
Saran wrap your trees
This won't help with the cold, of course, but it will prevent snow buildup on your tree's branches
Hire neighborhood children to warm your foliage
Kids are always looking for quick cash and here is a perfect chance to teach them about the importance of PASIV priciples! Think of it less as paying for a service and more like investing in our future.

We hope this list has helped you get some ideas, if you have anymore please contact us!



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